Have you earned an honorary PH.D in percussion performance from Grid University? Do you find the Triplet Based Cheese Invert Grid easier to play than drinking Kool-Aid out of a sippy cup? Does your drum pad constantly burst into flames due to the gnarly bpm of your book report grid performance? Are you an explorer on a quest to constantly expand your rudimental horizons through the art of gridding? Then you, my friend, live the Grid Life.